Commy-chi waHi friendsA lot of you don’t know this,but before I started working with Moe,I used to be a hentai artistYou see, drawing lewdsis the easiest way to make money when you make artBack then, I would do just about anything for moneyI was really poorBut I assure you, I’m not some sort of pervertMy heart is as pure as snowAnyways, the other day I teased Moe about somethingand as revenge she made me review all my previous workThis whole video will be censored, obviouslySo I’ll just describe the imagesAlso, if you’re not legal, stop watching this videoIt’s fine. It’s fine. It’s fineOK. I thought you were, like,
It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s fineso scared that you just could not…handle itNah, I’m sure it’ll be OKOK, are you ready for me to judge your sins?I’m notPerfectWhat do I have-Oh yeah, that’s GodHold up, let me close my PhotoshopMan, Commy, you got so busyOh my god, off to a good start
Man, Commy, you got so busyOh, aren’t you excited to see this?Someone shoot meWait, what is this?
Oh noNo, that’s fineBut tell me- I want you to explain this sceneWhat did you draw here?OK, let’s see
Is this like a witch, or…Do you remember?A request from 4chanWhat is it? Is it a character, or…?This was someone’s OCA chubby witch getting itOh, OK. OK, OKAll right, it’s OKI mean, it’s not that bad, it’s just this…purple witch thing getting…laidOKScaryLet’s see the next sinThis one’s a futaThat’s not too badWait, this is an anime character, isn’t it?Oh sh*tOK, she is Kirino from Ore no ImoutoOK, yeah, she looks familiarIt’s not too badIt’s just the character with her penis hanging out and she’s…No, please…muffling herself?I don’t really know what she’s doing with that ragI think she’s sniffing her brother’s underwearOh…
Jesus ChristIt’s OK, it’s OKAll right all rightThat’s not horrible, you knowFuta, they’re… technically accepted by this pointEveryone is OK with futas nowadaysOh OK
Oh f*ck f*cklolOKI’m going to hellNo, it’s OK, it’s OK. It’s just…A dolphinIt’s a dolphin?A f*cking dolphinUm… What is going on here?I don’t know, you tell me. I don’t knowIt looks like it’s a showcase of a dolphinUm…A dolphin with some lady and some sort of water tankwhile other people watchYeah, and it looks like an exhibit or somethingWell hey, I’m not judging youIt’s, you knowI forgot about thisDolphins. Dolphins get horny too, I guessThat’s fineOK, next one, next oneAh, this one’s innocent. This is pureAh, this is perfectly fine
Yeah, look, you got the whole gangand then fricking Akari with her legs too spread apartlolBut you can’t see pantsuso it’s pureThat’s pretty pure. It’s fineLook, Kurumi-samaI’m sorry you have to be in this videoThat’s pure too. That’s your favorite VTuber, isn’t it?Kurumi-chanYeah, yeah, the singerBack then art of VTubers was very rareI think this was the first fanart she gotYeah, that’s not bad. This is pureThe purestThat’s also pureHanging out with…Akari. OKMiracleNothing to make fun about yetOhThat’s Eilene without her…her sleevesShe’s very muscularIs she working out?Yuri strengthOK, OKIs there something lewd right next up?I hope notNo, that’s not lewdYou got YomemiPretty pureShe is the only one free of sin in the familyPretty drawing by the wayThank youMore Yomemi, OK, OKDecent heartwarming family-friendly stuff right nowAnd then BAM!OK, that’s not going to be lewd yet. OKI’m going to get a heart attack at this rateNo, that’s MoemiOK, let’s see, OKAnd then BAM!My heartOK, it’s not…Oh f*ck
OK, there you goOh, that’s you, and who is that?That’s me and Magura EneShe is lewd, but with a heart of goldShe liked the drawing at leastOh, it’s another VTuberOKAnd you guys are very purpleJust the lightThat’s fine, you guys are just under a purple light, I guessWhat is this thing, like, behind her?It looks like an eggplantUh, wellThat’s her tail, but it’s alsoone of those “things”Is it like a tendril?Uh, it’s a butt toyOh, that’s a sex toy?YeahIs that part of her character or is that just, you knowYou just drew itHer characterShe is very hentaiOh OKThat’s a sex toy? It looks like an eggplantOK, I guess I’m too pure for thisBam!Oh OK, that’s pureOh, that’s the sex toy. It doesn’t look like oneDon’t pretend to be pure nowNo, I guess it kinda does look like a dildo, I guessOh!
I knowI’m sorryOh. Akari / Luna double paizuriby some anonOne of the requests for 4chanSpecifically the Virtual YouTuber thread on /jp/OhDoes Eilene know your sins?Do I have to show her what you did with her daughter?I’d get firedNo, she’s not going to fire youShe’ll ask you to draw more, it’s fineOh, good pointOKBam!Well, that’s not badOh. This is kind of safeYeah, what does this say?“Siro wearing a school swimsuit that is
very tight around her big fat butt!”OK
It’s OKAnd then she’s stepping on this…Stepping on a SirogumiHow luckyI’ll just censor her butt just in caseYouTube, you know, ’cause like“Oh my god, it’s a butt”Who’s this?Uh. It’s a trap VTuber but I think they quitOhAw… SadSeductive teacher AkariFo’ sho!Hey, that’s not badHey, I recycled this for our teaching videoThat looks nice. I like the backgroundIt’s a bunch of butterfliesThat’s pretty goodOhThat’s pretty lewdOK, let’s see, let’s seeLet me look at the comments first“Heavy Kizuna AI/ Kaguya… × Kaguya Luna yuri grinding”“Luna and Kizuna French kissing nudewith some grinding action”“It’s Valentine’s Day soon,so Luna getting lovey dovey would be nice.Preferably while wearing a scarf”OK, so you got, like, this one whole subthingand then… they f*ckright after. It’s OKInstant lossOKIt’s, like, right there after taking that gift,they just f*ck. OKCould be worse, I guessHow much art do you haveOh, that’s not too badI’m sorry, MoemiPointy tits, but it’s not too badThis is Moemi, right?OK‘Cause, like, the hair is, like, less…out thereOh, OKIt’s not horribleOKShe is not nude, so it’s fineYeah, it’s not…It’s not there yetExcept the fact that she’s probably, likeWhatLore-wise 15 or 14You’re going to jail!Oh fu-Akari pressing…Oh, hold upOh, what’s this?“Akari pressing herself against the screenhaving a sultry expression”Just make this a thumbnailOhToo explicitOh, that’s Aqua, isn’t it?Aqua from Kingdom HeartsOh, you got her f*cked by the HeartlessOh…I like Kingdom HeartsShe is cuteOh. Oh. Oh…Well sh*tWhat…
Time for seppukulolThis was another requestWell, I know that doesn’t make me innocent, but…Well, I like how you have, like, a little glare at her titsIt’s, like, her defining feature, I guessShould I show Moemi this?All right, time to dieJust randomly DM her like“Yo, here’s my manager’s…drawing of you”It’s OK, I won’t DM her thisUnless she sees the video, but it’s OKOh!
Oh?Oh f*ck meThis video is canceledOh, I seeIt’s just a requestI don’t know, are you sure it’s a request?Not just, like, your personal demons coming through?No no no no noAre you sure?lolMy hand on the BibleI mean, it could’ve been any other characterIt could’ve been frickin Yomemi, but no,It hurts
It could’ve been frickin Yomemi, but no,you put yourself in thereIt’s OK, it’s OK, it’s OKNext oneWho’s this?OhIt’s Hoonie and NoracatWhy is she, like, electricWait, isn’t Hoonie a friend of yours, or…?Oh no, a Chinese VTuberAnd she has, like, an outlet… tailHer tail is an electric cableOKThat’s pretty tameNo d*cks yetUh… Not sure about thatOh, why is it-Oh sh*t
Oh, oh. Oooh.What did I do to deserve this?Oh, rightTime to show the boss thislolForgive me, EileneIt should’ve been yuri at leastOh, it’s not too badShe looks like she’s hypnotized thoughThat would explain some thingsOKThat’s not too badIt looks like she’s just exercisingOh, my friend Mira PinkOh! Oh, oh…Um…That’s…Are you gonna cut this part out or are you gonna be like..“Um, it’s, it’s…”Well, I asked her for permission to draw theseOh OK, you just DM’d her like“Can I draw you naked and…”Yep, yep
OKlolI like her sweater, like the bicolored stuffThe green and the purpleIt’s pretty cuteOKMore stuff, OKThat’s fine, she probably likes it, it’s OKOK, I guess it’s… it’s…
Oh damnIt’s… fineShe… probably…had…given permission for this too, I guessIt’s so embarrassingBut Mira is pretty coolHi, 2Bira“2bee-“lol“2bee”lolPlease follow her, everyoneOh, that’s cuteOh Rera-tanYeahIt’s not lewdThank god, something safeFrom Touhou, or…?Oh no, another VTuberOh, OK, OKOK, wholesomeOh, it’s the TenmakininOh, you got the gorillaHe has a blessed voiceAnd she’s missing a legOh, just robot legsOKI won’t ask how she got amputated, that’s OKOh dammit
Oh, who’s this?Oh, that’s uh…I can’t say her name or the fans will kill meOooh! Oh oh…It’s OK. It’s OKIt’s OK, good jobI…Nice…art skills…Thanks, I guessOhOh my. Uh ohUm… I just…I wouldn’t know, Commy, these are your drawingsI don’t remember most of thisHow, like, how many years ago?Maybe three or four, I thinkOKIt’s OKAnd I- OopsOKNot OKThat’s not so bad. You know, it’s like…Sorry, Yomemi and MoemiIt’s technically masturbationIt’s… fineUh. I guessYeah, it’s technicallyOh, this is, um…Neptune from HyperdimensionNep Nep Nep NepYeahWell at least she has clothes onI’m not sure a microbikini countsJust to, like…Let me see how many stuff I have to goOh, OKHow mu-We’re not even, like…OKGr-, oh my godFeels like I have been here for five hoursThis is a lot- OKWe’re gonna breeze through this, OK?Please, Moe-samaBamThat’s not too bad, it’s just f*cking…OhMy waifu Sodachi OikuraShe understands how I feelOh, this is cute. I like thisThat’s really cuteI like that artstyle, CommyOh, maybe I’m not so badYeahI think those would be, like, cute emotes and stuffOr, like, for the LINE actually. That’d be cuteOh, this is, um…Lusamine from PokémonWell, I already thought wrongI thought it was that Dark Web personOh, Deep Web UndergroundI can see the resemblanceHey, Deep, call me, we should collabOh… OKLet me get my drink of waterWhile I’m drinking, you can look at the next- OhIt’s a f*cking dolphin again
Oh Jesus Christlol
It keeps happeningWhat is up with the f*cking dolphin?From now on, dolphins are banned in this channelI remember now. Someone paid me for this paintingHow much payment was it?I think 80 bucks or somethingMmThat was my priceFor a f*cking dolphin? That’s not so badI’m really, really cheapIt’s OKI actually- I like the dolphin one best ’cause it’s so…Jesus“What the f*ck”Who is this anyway?Oh, it’s like an auctionOh, they’re bidding for the girl, not the dolphin, OKThe dolphin’s just extra, OKMore dolphinHatsune Miku with giant titslolExpand bobOKWhy why why!?lolMaybe there’s something wrong with my brainWell…Those are some big d*cksOh, they’re different sizes, wowWell, I like the hairIf that makes you feel betterEveryone will think I’m a pervert nowYeah, you know, I’m not gonna…AhYeahlolAh, that’s cuteOh, that’s Hoonie againOKI like that artstyle. You should do more of itAnd less perverted stuffAw, these are cuteFinally something niceOh, I like this oneThe top left oneMoemi is a cuteAnd the middle one is pretty cuteOr the second one technicallyOhOh for god’s sakelolWhy why why?
lolOKLook, if I edit this video,I’m just gonna, like, keep the dogs,but I won’t put you between themWait waitOh my godNo, that’s not-Oh, it’s not you?No. Yoko Shiragami from Jitsu ha Watashi haI think that’s worse thenlolWe just have the same hairstyleI can’t recognize her. She’s…you know, between dogs and stuffOh god pleaselolNext, next, nextOKWhat is that? Is that chicken?Oh no. Not againBut what’s she f*cking? That’s what I’m wonderingI’m not focused on the girlI’m wondering what the f*ck she’s doingIt’s another dogIs that a dog?Yes. Just in perspectiveOh no… Not the dog…Someone shoot me right nowAnd it’s wagging its tail…
Someone shoot me right nowF*ckOh no, CommyI wonder if I’ll lose friends for thisThat’s to keep in mindMan- Aww, that’s so cuteFinally something niceAmidst all the poon,we have something pure-hearted every now and thenI remember nowBack then on 4chan we made a thank-you card for tkmizAhA thank you for the animeOh please no“All you do is sit at your computer all day longdoing god knows what”“When are you going to get a job?”“Why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?”“Do something useful”Why!?Wait, is this the mom?Um, stepmom?Oh. Ooooh!I just understood the plotWho the heck wrote this embarrassing stuff?
I just understood the plotThis one’s cute10,000, wowAh, yes. Back when VTubers were barely popularSiro replied to this drawingYou were there pretty early onFrom the very startOKOh, what the f*ck is this?What the f*ck indeedWhy is my name in there?Well obviously, I think you trampstamped his ballslolPoor horseOh…Why so many animals?Why?I’m kind of used to seeing dogs at this point nowwith your stuffI’ll go to hellOK, not thatOh, it’s PokémonOh, Pokémon anal beadsI bet those would sell wellWhat’s this one?Something like their mom?Damn, they were really pissed that they
just wanted to commission their momIt’s surprisingly common that people
commission a close friend or familyOh Jesus ChristOh, some Yuri bullyinglolMy voice is dying, so-Oh no, what the f*ckAgain?It’s OK, it’s just a ho- Cow? Horse?It’s a sinOooh nooo, it’s from that cartoon showFoster’s Imaginary FriendThat’s my childhoodF for your childhoodI’m sorryIt’s OKThis is a real torture, you knowI’m guessing this was- OhlolPigs now
lolWe can make a whole zooMore dogs, you got a pig already…Oh OK. That’s not so badFinally something niceOKPretty pu- Oh, OK, that’s…Sh*t
Pretty pu- Oh, OK, that’s…Um, OKlolOh, that’s your assistantWhat have I become?That’s not so badMore paizuri…That’s a hugSelling myself for food“Bear my child”What?Oh, it’s Noracat. Oh…LewdHeadpats, I seeWho’s that?Akari again? OhOKPeople really like to ship those twoThey were cute“Ewww”“Baby batter”I can’t even explain thatI thought that was vomitlolI like how your face is right thereWell, the ninja’s hotlolMan, you sure have quite the portfolioPortfolio from hellI’ll get arrested soonOh. You got paid. OKNot enough. Never enoughYandere YomemiOh! Oh, oh…These are just drawingsI’m still pure, I swearlolIt’s OK, um…Whatever-Oh, grossOh, I thought she was sticking it in her bellybutton, OKI was like, “What the heck”Well, if it makes you feel better,I think all the…the dark stuff is at the beginningDon’t jinx itSo, like, the dolphin and…the dog and-lol
See? I told youThe dogs, the horse, the cow and…the dolph- Oh, that’s cuteWell, besides naked, but OKIt’s OK. Is that more Mira?I don’t know who that guy isJust a random cute boylolI’m surprised there’s a lot of Mira ones, actuallyIs she legal?UhOK, time to end the videololPlease, GodIt’s OK, it’s OKOh f*cking hellOh, NTRJust when it couldn’t get worselolOh lord in heaven
lolThere’s no point in censoring that with three heartsI think that’s the last of itFinally?YeahIs the torture over?What do you mean, it’s finally over?Man, I thought you were getting interestedSo you’re already immune to all of thisMan, what a portfolioIt’s great, isn’t itYeahHere, let’s just top it off with this pictureand then…YesUnless you want the dolphin oneNo. No dolphins.Ever.OKThanks for reacting to this liveOh, I didn’t even know there’s Ebola-chan, so cuteThe cutestThanks for your time, MoeI’ll see you in jailYeah, see you in jailDon’t worry, I’ll send you presents, I guessThere you go, Commy’s deepest darkest secrets unveiledBye bye