Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe


[rhythmic bass beat,
sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN
THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC?
– IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH
OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC
‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE
A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC
IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN
BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT.
IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN
TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND
OR SOMETHING– – OH, I SEE, I SEE.
OKAY. SO LISTENING
TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH? [keys clacking] SO YOU SEEING
ANYBODY LATELY? – YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK– – ‘CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD
LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN!
I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING
ON TO A APPLE. – AW, DON’T CALL IT
A BABY ARM. – AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN’T HANDLE HEARING
ABOUT HOW I’M GAY. I’M SORRY. – YOU JUST REFERRED
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS AS A BABY’S ARM
HOLDING AN APPLE. – WELL, THAT’S WHAT
IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND,
BY THE WAY. AND “ANYWHATS,”
YOU’RE HOMOPHOBIC. – NO, NO, NO.
THAT’S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY? YOU’RE EXPLICITLY TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. – FINE. THERE’S PLENTY OF STUFF
THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE
BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY– OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES
THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY,
PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. – OH, MY GOD. – CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME
IF IT’S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK? – OKAY, I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN
YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. – DON’T YOU PREJUDGE ME!
HERE IT IS. – AGH! [bleep]! THAT’S A CLOSE-UP
OF AN ANUS. – OH, NO, THAT’S NOTANANUS. THAT’S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. – THAT’S DISGUSTING.
– OH, I SEE. SO YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE
A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS ‘CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. – NO. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK
AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF ANYONE’S ANUS. – HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE.
THERE’S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO–
[blows whistle] HOMOPHOBE ALERT! [high-pitched voice]
HOMOPHOBE! [imitating siren wailing] – HEY. – HEY, BABY.
HOW’S IT GOING? – GOOD.
READY TO GO TO LUNCH? – YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. – HOW YOU DOING? – I’M–I’M–
I’M DOING VERY WELL. HOW–HOW ARE YOU DOING,
GAVIN–GAVIN? – GREAT. WANT TO GO?
– YEAH. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – NO, TRUST ME.
IT’S NOT. – NO?
– THAT’S THE GUY. – OH. – OH…
I GET IT. I’M NOT PERSECUTED.
I’M JUST A ASSHOLE. AH.

100 Comments

  • eluzn

    August 29, 2019

    Very Gay

    Reply
  • Roy Reyes

    August 29, 2019

    Man if these skits were made today vs 2013 snowflake liberals woulda had key n peele cancelled and we woulda missed out on 5 great seasons

    Reply
  • Micah Bell

    August 29, 2019

    This is the LGBTQXWYZ community or whatever they are called Always bitching about everything

    Reply
  • Vldimir Rez

    August 29, 2019

    SJW lol

    Reply
  • PO3. Josaiah J Waldron

    August 29, 2019

    Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Reply
  • Elaine YingLin

    August 29, 2019

    What’s with that hair 😂😂

    Reply
  • Iron Maverick

    August 29, 2019

    When you let your sexuality be your personality

    Reply
  • james chastain

    August 29, 2019

    Who doesn't want to see pictures of peoples assholes 🤔

    Reply
  • Nikki Rev ASMR Plus

    August 29, 2019

    I EFFING LOVE THESE GUYS! This is how I feel about people these days. GOD FORBID WE GET OFFENDED. 😭🤣😭🤣

    Reply
  • J Toms

    August 30, 2019

    "Can you please just listen to some other gay music?"

    Reply
  • Jarrid Gable

    August 30, 2019

    Et cetera and et cetera! hahahahah

    Reply
  • jaiden richardson

    August 30, 2019

    wow that took a 180 degree turn

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  • Dr. Dear Sal

    August 30, 2019

    u think it was weird between actors to do that? lol

    Reply
  • Homer Simpson

    August 31, 2019

    Why do gay people have that voice
    you know what voice I mean
    (Not a homophobe but had to point that out)

    Reply
  • Mia Lora

    August 31, 2019

    Gay=Yaoi
    Yaoi=Manga
    Manga=Anime
    Anime=Me dying

    Reply
  • jaiden richardson

    August 31, 2019

    he made a cat in the hat face 2:34

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  • Vathanak Nop12

    August 31, 2019

    I’m not persecuted I’m just an asshole

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  • Nikol Geier

    August 31, 2019

    Y'all watch a skit about an asshole who weaponizes his identity to harass coworkers and you use it to say shit like "Key is basically all activist gays". What the fuck is an activist gay? Being gay or queer or whatever basically traps you in activism. Just walking down the fucking street with your partner ends up being activism.

    The reason folks like Peele's character are able to exist calmly and publicly is because "activist gays" got beaten in the street for his right to exist. And the reason Peele's character could still legally be fired for being gay is because "activist gays" haven't won that battle yet. If you wanna trash "activist gays", you'd better understand why they're still out there fighting. And if you do understand and still think gay rights activists are a problem—you're just, well, an actual homophobe.

    This isn't an anti-gay rights sketch, you evil clowns. It's explicitly just anti-asshole. I think the biggest tragedy of Key and Peele is that they create these really thoughtful and provocative skits about homophobia, abuse, racism, evil clowns, systemic injustice, cunnilingus—and then all the comments are basically variations of the same three edgy dudes who just use it to justify their South Park bullshit. It's like white people who like Blazing Saddles because they think it gives them an excuse to use the n-word.

    Reply
  • watevr4evr

    August 31, 2019

    Can't believe he blew the whistle and licked the lollipop for the sketch

    Reply
  • Mann Down

    August 31, 2019

    "Like he had a baby arm holding onto an apple"😂😂

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  • Haleigh George

    September 1, 2019

    Why he sound like shanaynay from Martin tho 🤣

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  • Peaches

    September 1, 2019

    To be honest l work with a gay person who acts like that , when we take group office pictures he bends over in a twerk position while we all standing up ,always uses this moto of his called “soo gay” even in his IG pictures

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  • Adam jfrogg

    September 1, 2019

    I love that there are so many truths to that video being a gay man and knowing how some of our brains work till things backfire and you realize you just need to take it on the chill side I love these guys so funny but yet the crude humor is very tasteful thankyou guys for all your videos they always bring me up when I am down

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  • Robert C

    September 1, 2019

    This is pure comedic genius with a message.

    Reply
  • Mario Alicea

    September 2, 2019

    Isn't Key's character really on the verge of committing sexual harrassment?

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  • Francisco Zamora

    September 2, 2019

    Key: Stereotype

    Peele: Reality

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  • Francisco Zamora

    September 2, 2019

    I have nothing against Key’s character. But if more gay men acted like Peele’s character. Then homophobes will slowly but surely start respecting gays more. Again there’s nothing wrong with being proud of who you are, but those people need a chill pill sometimes.

    Reply
  • xBuG Bossing_XP

    September 2, 2019

    The end when he licked the Dick shaped giant lollipop😰😷

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  • Vic Cypress

    September 2, 2019

    2:30 is fckn demented lol

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  • Realistic crybaby Who cant take any criticizm

    September 2, 2019

    DONT YOU PRE JUDGE MEEEEE!!!

    Reply
  • Stewart Huval

    September 2, 2019

    AGGHHH Fuck 😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Orhun Gedik

    September 2, 2019

    This is every conversation between Jordan Peterson and journalists

    Reply
  • Lily Lily

    September 3, 2019

    "I'm not persecuted I'm just an asshole"
    If only more westerners realised how silly they sound complaining about their first world problems 😂

    Reply
  • Don Pharaoh

    September 3, 2019

    Look at that bald spot hair piece…omg…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Sean Buck

    September 3, 2019

    What's up baby gurrrrll?

    Reply
  • OmazingE30

    September 3, 2019

    I'm over here like 2:15 and lmao

    Reply
  • mineragua

    September 3, 2019

    Sucking cock is not a personality

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  • Emmett DonkeyDoodle

    September 3, 2019

    AHAHAHA I KNEW THAT GUY WAS GONNA BE GAY 😂😂😩 G-d this is way too true though fr fr

    Reply
  • Scarlett Santini

    September 4, 2019

    Honestly
    I am a lesbian myself but if I heard music with moans I would've given the guy a talk in to.
    And if the showed me a pic of his anus Imma go ask for him to be moved to another desk.
    Like the guy was gay but he don t have a penis whistle to be gay.
    Like some people take it a lil to far.
    I am all for embracing sexuality but knitting a butt ain't right!

    Reply
  • Gregory Glass

    September 4, 2019

    Right not all people that is gay or striaght could deal with an butthole person for real

    Reply
  • Your Mom

    September 5, 2019

    Gays in 2019

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  • Alexis B

    September 5, 2019

    “Oh no , that’s not AN anus… that’s MY anus baby girl ! “

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  • Zandra Brown

    September 5, 2019

    Baby arm holding an apple😹

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  • Jose Cardenas

    September 6, 2019

    Hahahaha hilarious

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  • Qc

    September 6, 2019

    Honestly, I’ve gone to school with people like this. This one guy would make it a habit to harass any dude who’d go to the boys bathroom. Imagine trying to pee and some dude sneaks up behind you trying to give you a handjob before zipping it back up. If you didn’t accept it, you’re a homophobe. Unfortunately the dude was popular so he would just ruin you in the eyes of everyone. A friend of mine who wasn’t gay somehow because the crush of this guy and all the popular girls hated him because he wouldn’t date him, even though he isn’t gay. He was just branded a homophobe.

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  • Audio Visual Proof

    September 6, 2019

    How is it this skit is on youtube but I can't find "Rhythm and Balls" about the gay R&B singer who comes out of the closet on stage? I have a copy of this skit on my PC so no worries but I would like to watch it on youtube and read the comments.

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  • Emmagrace223 giuliano

    September 6, 2019

    Lmao

    Reply
  • Sabre

    September 6, 2019

    This video and the comment sections are too funny for me I can’t

    Reply
  • Rod Pruitt

    September 6, 2019

    I had a gay co-worker just like this. I almost socked him, but he got fired first.

    Reply
  • Rigby Blanche

    September 7, 2019

    That micro penis wistle gets me all the time hahaha

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  • Strait Funk

    September 7, 2019

    Hahahaha fuck you both gays

    Reply
  • Stephen Ng

    September 7, 2019

    Key & Peele are acutely observant, and yet, their choice for Trump is not obvious. I hope they vote Trump come 2020.

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  • Ely

    September 7, 2019

    Super necessary skit for today 2019

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  • fernando paz obando

    September 7, 2019

    I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole 🤣🤣 everybody should say this once in a while

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  • Elijah Mikaelson

    September 8, 2019

    Key is the homosexuals I do not like and Peele is the homosexuals I don’t mind.

    Reply
  • Nidhi

    September 8, 2019

    One major point is whatever- the communication between these two is respectable! 😊 This could have flared up into a fight in a real life scenario considering how violent ppl are today!

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  • ChefP 147

    September 8, 2019

    This is the reality of the left!

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  • Sakena myers

    September 8, 2019

    😆

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  • KN KN

    September 8, 2019

    Baby Gurl

    Reply
  • T. D

    September 8, 2019

    Keep your sex life in your bedroom regardless of your preference of gender.

    Reply
  • Jayanti Jamoh

    September 8, 2019

    I totally lost it when key blowed the penis whistle😂😂😂😂

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  • Valarie Cooper

    September 8, 2019

    😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  • marli francis

    September 8, 2019

    Gay people: expectations (key) vs reality (peele)

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  • BrutallyHonest Official

    September 8, 2019

    Lmao funny af

    Reply
  • penixon francois

    September 8, 2019

    Dam that last part nahhhhh nevva will catch me doin datttt

    Reply
  • Shibby120

    September 9, 2019

    Is that Gavin of Master Travelers Incorporated

    Reply
  • 13th Evergreen

    September 9, 2019

    Funny who the world is now retarded….

    Reply
  • Mr. Gandalf __ [ aka: The Stream Killer ]

    September 9, 2019

    Oh, my sexuality is weird?

    You are goddam fucking right, I wouldn't even consider working near such a fucking disgusting flamer!

    Reply
  • Brynley Jones

    September 9, 2019

    Proud gays, take note

    Reply
  • Hated worthless NeverLoved

    September 9, 2019

    3:19 damn right you are

    Reply
  • Digital F4TE

    September 10, 2019

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Reply
  • Plug And Play ok

    September 10, 2019

    Brilliant………Period

    Reply
  • ican't Feel

    September 10, 2019

    Lol I had that on my stereo with really very high volume…

    Reply
  • Odia David

    September 10, 2019

    I tried to imagine a “babies hand on an apple”

    Reply
  • miguelsilf

    September 10, 2019

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
  • msfabulista

    September 11, 2019

    Keegan is genius!!! I nearly died laughing. The music at the beginning lmao

    Reply
  • Whoo711

    September 11, 2019

    Oh god… Despite probably the original intention, seems that last line is "fuel" for all many idiots, esp. the paranoid anti-SJWs and folks who complain ad nauseum about "political correctness running amok." While Key was probably innocently making a point about some members of marginalized communities 'going too far'- while still acknowledging, perhaps, that anti-gay bigotry has "not gone away", by any means- and jumping to conclusions, a lot of *other folks will use it as an excuse to pretend that's all there is, and practically zero actual bigotry against those groups exists anymore* (esp. trans).

    :/

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  • Andrew V.

    September 11, 2019

    Pride month gays vs Regular gays

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  • Jeff the Derp

    September 12, 2019

    Today it would be a straight white person being offended on behalf of all the gays

    Reply
  • Daniiar Murataliev

    September 12, 2019

    Latrell
    What's up baby girl. Lmao

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  • Steve Kastner

    September 12, 2019

    Is this like the liberal gay and the conservative gay 😆😆😆

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  • plsegott

    September 12, 2019

    the penis whistle xDD

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  • Jasmine abero

    September 13, 2019

    The twist tho 😂😂😂🖤

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  • amaan ahmad

    September 13, 2019

    I'm not persecuted m just asshole.
    -2019

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  • Vic L

    September 13, 2019

    "Nice to meet you"
    "No, trust me it's not"

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  • Auss&Awss

    September 13, 2019

    Gay people who are extremely flamboyant vs gay people that you can hardly tell are gay

    Reply
  • Seraphim Yoho

    September 14, 2019

    K but I want the penis whistle

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  • sum dood

    September 14, 2019

    HE’S THE GOATSE GUY!

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  • F A I T H - F L 0 W 3 R 5

    September 14, 2019

    Basically describes people who say they are gay every 5 min vs every normal gay who lives a normal life like everyone else 👌👌

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  • Charlotte Bergstrom

    September 15, 2019

    Key reminds me of Zane hijazi

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  • N O N E S E N S E

    September 15, 2019

    Was that a Penis Candy at the end?

    I'M DEAD YOOO!!!!

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  • Amber Piemonte

    September 15, 2019

    anybody who talks about anything sexual they did with their partner makes me uncomfortable

    Reply
  • Aladdim Project

    September 15, 2019

    This represents the actually situation around the world !

    Reply
  • Low Down

    September 16, 2019

    Key play these roles too good

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  • BrokeBot

    September 16, 2019

    Lol, captions say "You Hate Guy Men"

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  • Hank Hoagen

    September 16, 2019

    MESSAGE!!!

    Reply
  • 尼族 Love

    September 16, 2019

    The Original Sketch Show ❣️💯

    Reply
  • C E

    September 16, 2019

    I work with 2 guys like this. Everyone in the office is scared of their bullying ways. When the lift broke down and 1 of them was on coffee run I poured shopping liquid on the stair case. He broke his leg, femur, cheekbone, both arms and has ongoing concussion issues from hitting his head on the bottom concrete slab while falling. Also suffered burns to his face and chest from the coffee (I ordered two coffees extra hot plus a cup of boiled distilled water). Life is good.

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  • RyantheSavage

    September 17, 2019

    That last line got me dying

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  • Wilson Wieggel

    September 17, 2019

    This is genius

    Reply

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