David Spade – My Fake Problems – Celebrity D**k Pics


BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU’RE
TAKING THESE PICTURES, BE CAREFUL, GUYS, BECAUSE UNLESS YOU’RE
CHRIS BROWN, AND YOU HAVE
THIS HUGE HOG– I LIKE WHEN
CHRIS BROWN’S PICTURES GET “LEAKED OUT”
TO THE MEDIA. “OH, MY GOD,
I’M SO BUMMED OUT. MY HUGE DONKEY DICK
IS OUT ON THE INTERNET.” LIKE, REALLY? ARE YOU REALLY SWEATING BULLETS
OVER THIS ONE? OF THE PICTURE THAT WAS
OBVIOUSLY YOUR 15TH SELFIE? DOUCHE, DOUCHE. ONE OF JUST THE BALLS. NO, MAYBE THE WHOLE THING. HE’S LIKE, “OH, MY GOD. “SOMEONE BROKE
INTO MY LAPTOP, AND THEN
THEY’RE ON THE INTERNET.” REALLY? BY THE WAY, DUDE,
HOW HARD IS THAT? I CAN’T EVEN GET INTO MY OWN
LAPTOP HALF THE TIME. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE, PASSWORD. [buzzes] PASSWORD.
[buzzes] I’M LIKE, WHAT’S MY PASSWORD? IT’S SO FUNNY.
I GO, I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE SOMEONE
STOLE YOUR LAPTOP FROM THE AIRPORT, RAN HOME,
CRACKED THE CODE… FOUND YOUR WEINER PICTURES… AND THEN SENT IT
TO YOUR TEN FAVORITE WEBSITES, AND YOU PUT OUT
A PRESS RELEASE IN A HALF-HOUR. REALLY? LIKE, “OH, MY GOD. “PLEASE DON’T LOOK
AT MY DICK PICS. HERE’S THE LINK.” AND YOU KNOW IT’S LEAKED BECAUSE
YOU NEVER SEE AN ACTOR WITH A TINY WEINER GET THOSE
PICTURES LEAKED, YOU KNOW? THEN YOU’D SEE SOME SCRAMBLING
IN HOLLYWOOD. “SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET?
THE WHOLE INTERNET?” “UH-HUH.” BOO-VOH-VOH-VOH-VOH. LET’S FIGURE THIS OUT.
LET ME THINK.

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